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We make label-reader friendly baby care for

REAL Parents on REAL Budgets

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*Cover Your          Anterior

IS A REAL

PAIN IN THE BUTT.

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Pain in the Butt Diaper Rash Cream

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DIAPER RASH CREAM

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(NOT PETROLATUM)

We never cheapen or dilute our products with Petrolatum or other questionable/unnecessary ingredients.

99 Problems?

Birthday Suit Eczema Balm

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ECZEMA • DRY SKIN • RASHES • BUG BITES

What's

B-DAY SUIT Balm

GOOD for?

  • Eczema? Definitely.

  • Dry, irritated skin? Absolutely.

  • Rashes? We got that.

  • Insect bites? Of course.

  • Dinosaur attack? Contact your physician.

 CHoose Affordable

(not cheap)

We supply amazing baby care products for

Real Parents on Real Budgets

Loved By Hardworking Nipples

HABIT FORMING RELIEF

NO PETROLATUM • NO LANOLIN • MADE IN USA

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NIPPLE BALM

 Pediatrician Approved

(Not just our opinion)

We definitely love our products, but we thought it was better to check ourselves before we wreck ourselves. So, we had our products dermatologically tested and pediatrician approved. 

(Check out the product pages to learn more about pediatrician approval). 

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BABY CARE

Our formulas provide POWERFUL PROTECTION at a cost you can actually afford without questionable or unnecessary ingredients : 

  • No Petrolatum

  • No Phthalates

  • No Parabens

  • No Fragrances

  • No Dyes

  • No Steroids

CLEARS YOU UP

WHEN LIFE GETS YOU DOWN

NO MENTHOL • NO ARTIFICIAL FRAGRANCES NO PETROLATUM 

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STUFFY NOSES 

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